FKMONDAYS

FKMONDAYS

Started with a dare

What if we made it easier to skip Monday than to show up? Buy our premium boring hat, something you'd buy anyway.

Get a FREE Monday experience, think Spa, hotel, golf etc.. Text your boss you're "not feeling well." Don't show up.

That's it. That's the brand.

We're not changing the world. We're just making it easier to use your sick days without feeling guilty about it. Because the real rebellion isn't quitting your job.

It's keeping it, and skipping Monday anyway.

TIME FREEDOM

F*CK MONDAY

$90.00

Choose your escape Relax - Escape work to a day spa or float tank Stay - Check into a hotel and sleep until noon Eat - Long lunch with wine that lasts three hours Explore - Day trip or try something you've never done Surprise me - You pick where I disappear to

Everyone hates Monday • You're the only one doing something about it • Free shipping on rebellion

MONDAY MOOD

$90.00

Choose your escape Relax - Escape work to a day spa or float tank Stay - Check into a hotel and sleep until noon Eat - Long lunch with wine that lasts three hours Explore - Day trip or try something you've never done Surprise me - You pick where I disappear to

Call in sick Monday • Get a spa day instead • Premium hats • Real escapes • Zero apologies

MONDAY RESET

$90.00

Choose your escape Relax - Escape work to a day spa or float tank Stay - Check into a hotel and sleep until noon Eat - Long lunch with wine that lasts three hours Explore - Day trip or try something you've never done Surprise me - You pick where I disappear to

Premium basics brand with a twist.

We sell hats

Here's how it works:

Buy a hat.
Choose escape type at checkout
Within 7 days, we email you the booking details for a partner venue in your area.
The experience is already booked and paid for.
You just pick a Monday in the next 12 weeks and use it.

No catch. No lottery. Every customer gets their escape.

We exist because everyone hates Monday, but most people just complain about it.

We're making it easier to actually skip it.

This is the hat you wear when you "need to handle something personal" on a Monday. The one that doesn't announce what you're doing, but you know. And that's enough.

Premium brushed cotton. Unstructured dad cap. Embroidered "FKMONDAYS" in thread. Low profile. Looks innocent.

because it blends in. Subtle because not everyone needs to broadcast their rebellion.

1 x 100% organic cotton Hat

1 x Monday escape experience

0 x Explanations owed to anyone

8 in 10 people

Say Monday is the most stressful day.

70% of employees

admit suffer with the Sunday scaries

45% Ages 26-40

Think going work on Mondays suck

TIME FREEDOM

FK≠ QUESTIONS

You buy a hat and choose your experience type at checkout (spa, hotel, food, adventure, etc.).

Within 7 days, we send you an email with your booking details for a partner venue in your area. The experience is already paid for and locked in.

You have 12 weeks from purchase to use it. Pick a Monday, book your time, show up.

That's it.

Leave the magic for us to work out. But we guranttee you'll get more than a hat's worth.

Spa treatments normally cost $180-300. Hotel rooms on a Sunday night are $200-350. Long lunches with wine run $150-250.

You get our drift ?

Currently serving Global cities, is that ok?

When you order, We'll use the shipping address location to curate an experience day to a location near by you or your City

Then don't buy this yet.

We're serious about the deadline. If you let it expire, that's on you. We're not here to enable "someday" - we're here for people who will actually take a MONDAY off, after a Saturday, Sunday weekend

If something genuinely comes up (hospital, family emergency, you actually get sick), Let us know. We're not monsters. But "I was too busy at work" doesn't count.

No. We choose based on:

Your experience type (spa, hotel, food, etc.)
Your shipping address location
Quality of the venue

We only work with vetted partners. If there's a genuine issue with the venue we send you, email us and we'll sort it out.

But 99% of the time, you'll be happy with where we send you.

We handle that. When we send you the details, it includes a reference number. You just show up, give them your name and reference, and they know you're covered.

They won't ask questions. They don't care if you called in sick. They just know you're a FKMONDAYS customer and you're already paid for.